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                                               Wine and Dine, then Die!

First of all, when I have people round for dinner at my castle in Scotland, I  am always the perfect host. Depending on whether it's a weekday or weekend, I wear a dinner suit or a Henry VIII suit.
 I always set the table to astonish and dazzle my guests and I always have the best food! (Mind you, I don't know where I get it, because I don't go shopping, it's just always there in the castle.)
 After the meal, I serve Strawberry De Crrkleumbliei' for pudding. It's a favourite with my guests and after they have eaten it, they fall into a quiet daze.
The pudding has a special ingredient, (hmmgggggmmmmm, you thought I was going to tell you, didn't you...) in it, that stops their blood from clotting, therefore blood from body shall be gone, mouth it shall enter, mmmmmm....

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