Hey, this is Dracul.
Today, we were rehearsing for a gig and this man forgot to bring a microphone. I wanted to rip his throat out, but Vald said give him a chance. The man went and got it, but by the time he got back, I couldn't be bothered and I was hungry, so I killed him anyway.
Gotta go, hungry again!
Posted by icedragons1
at 9:11 PM GMT